By James A. McCray III, Prince George's County, Content Manager
PredictionsMr. McCray here is a high-school sports reporter in Prince George's County, Maryland. Let us all welcome Mr. McCray to this week's version of
Harry's Hypnotic House.
Now, Mr. McCray, once you are under hypnosis you will be asked several questions and all of your inner inhibitions will be revealed to the public, I hope you are ready.
Stay focused on the watch, keep your eyes focused ... as the watch swings back and forth, take slow breathes, clear your mind, and let the sound waves of my voice catch the edges of your ear lobes.
If you understand Mr. McCray, reply simply by saying, "Yes." ... Yyyyeeeesssss
As you can see crowd, the effects are beginning to take place.
Mr. McCray, when you were a kid, what was one thing you liked most? ...
One Saturday Morning Cartoons. And what about your childhood do you remember most?
Sneaking upstairs at night and snatching cookies out of the jar in the complete darkness. See folks, Mr. McCray is fully under the hypnotic state, now let's ask some tougher questions, shall we?
Mr. McCray, I will now refer to you as T-Mac and that shall be the only name you answer to, do you understand? .................... T-Mac, do you understand? ...
Yes.
Friday night, who will win the
Henry Wise and
Bowie boys' basketball contest?
Boooowwwwiiiieeeee (slow, slurring responses). What about the Wise-Bowie
girls' game?
Wwwwiiiiiiiisssseeeee.
And
Fairmont Heights-Friendly boys? Fffffffff.......ffffffff.....fffffffffrrriieenndddlllyyy. Now, what about the
Frederick Douglass and
Surrattsville? Ssssssuuuurrrraaatttttsssss.
~Loud applause from the standing-room only crowd~You see folks, Harry's Hypnotic House does it again, we never leave customers unsatisfied.
Random RantThe Super Bowl was great! I loved it! How could you not have? Although, I really, really, REALLY, wish that 'Fitz would have had one last opportunity to catch a Hail Mary pass.
It would have been a more complete ending for me, and for other fans of the NFL. Either way, it was a great game.
I think I might need Golden Oreos rehab. I keep buying new packs and devouring them in 48 hours or less (See picture above). Is that bad?
Yeah, so if you all know of any such rehab programs, feel free to let me know, because I need it. First sign of improvement -- admitting you have a problem.
I lost four days worth of R&B music when my personal computer went down on me. ~SMH, almost to tears~
That was a four-year collection I had, and literally when the little box in Windows Media Player tells you how much music you have, mine said four days, gone now.
I don't know how to get all of that back. Kleenex please, ASAP.
~Trey~