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T-MAC'S TAKE
I'M BACK, YES I'M BACK
By James 'Trey' McCray
I'M BACK, YES I'M BACK
By James 'Trey' McCray
From the mind of Trey McCray ...
Ok ... time to explain where I have been for the past few weeks. I was in seclusion, hiding, hibernation, solitude, and any other type of hiding-type word you can think of. I was in DUNK REHAB and it was a one-month program and I just got out.
Why was I in dunk rehab you ask? ... Listen up! ... Long story ...
So, Northern Region DigitalSports are the official sponsors of the Virginia Northern Region girls' and boys' all-star games.
With that said, I was allowed the opportunity to turn into my alter ego, a man that goes by the name of ... *drum roll please* DR. DUNK.
Dr. Dunk --as seen on the picture-- is a mythical character of mine that puts on the greatest exhibition of dunking you have ever HEARD of.
So, I had to perform at the all-star game in skits ... and I did that ... but I had to prepare my mind, my body, and my soul to do this, so I disappeared from blogging for the first couple of weeks.
"The daily pressures of the blog were too great," I was quoted as saying to SMAC content manager Andy States. "The fans' demands of my time, at that time, were too considerable."
" ... He was just being a punk," Dr. Dunk said about me.
From the mind of Dr. Dunk ...
So it was time to perform and the school wo-wo-wo-wouldn't cut the lights for my performance.
They expected me to go out there and perform without a spotlight on my. I am Dr. Dunk ... the man, the myth, the legend.
How can you expect a man to dunk with the lights on full blast in the gym, what kind of nonsense is that?
I AM DR. DUNK. Pronounce it with me ... D-R-D-U-N-K, you get me??
I mean ... I mean ... I mean they cut the lights off to introduce the players ... but not for me ... me ... me? (and STOP laughing at my stutter)
From the mind of Trey McCray ...
Yeah, so needless to say, I didn't dunk, and eventually I was beaten and robbed of my cape by a young whipper-snapper who went out and showed me up, and hurt my pride and feelings. So into the DS Dunking Rehab Center I went.
For the last month I have been recovering from my DR. DUNK ordeal ... But I am back, yes, T-MAC is back.
From the mind of Dr. Dunk ...
Trust me folks, I will show myself again; you have not seen the last of Dr. Dunk.
Trey ...
No hush, don't say that!
Dr. Dunk ...
Oh, I am coming back, trust and believe ... MMUUWWWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA ...
Trey ...
*Sighs*
E-mail: James A. McCray
Ok ... time to explain where I have been for the past few weeks. I was in seclusion, hiding, hibernation, solitude, and any other type of hiding-type word you can think of. I was in DUNK REHAB and it was a one-month program and I just got out.
Why was I in dunk rehab you ask? ... Listen up! ... Long story ...
So, Northern Region DigitalSports are the official sponsors of the Virginia Northern Region girls' and boys' all-star games.
With that said, I was allowed the opportunity to turn into my alter ego, a man that goes by the name of ... *drum roll please* DR. DUNK.
Dr. Dunk --as seen on the picture-- is a mythical character of mine that puts on the greatest exhibition of dunking you have ever HEARD of.
So, I had to perform at the all-star game in skits ... and I did that ... but I had to prepare my mind, my body, and my soul to do this, so I disappeared from blogging for the first couple of weeks.
"The daily pressures of the blog were too great," I was quoted as saying to SMAC content manager Andy States. "The fans' demands of my time, at that time, were too considerable."
" ... He was just being a punk," Dr. Dunk said about me.
From the mind of Dr. Dunk ...
So it was time to perform and the school wo-wo-wo-wouldn't cut the lights for my performance.
They expected me to go out there and perform without a spotlight on my. I am Dr. Dunk ... the man, the myth, the legend.
How can you expect a man to dunk with the lights on full blast in the gym, what kind of nonsense is that?
I AM DR. DUNK. Pronounce it with me ... D-R-D-U-N-K, you get me??
I mean ... I mean ... I mean they cut the lights off to introduce the players ... but not for me ... me ... me? (and STOP laughing at my stutter)
From the mind of Trey McCray ...
Yeah, so needless to say, I didn't dunk, and eventually I was beaten and robbed of my cape by a young whipper-snapper who went out and showed me up, and hurt my pride and feelings. So into the DS Dunking Rehab Center I went.
For the last month I have been recovering from my DR. DUNK ordeal ... But I am back, yes, T-MAC is back.
From the mind of Dr. Dunk ...
Trust me folks, I will show myself again; you have not seen the last of Dr. Dunk.
Trey ...
No hush, don't say that!
Dr. Dunk ...
Oh, I am coming back, trust and believe ... MMUUWWWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA ...
Trey ...
*Sighs*
E-mail: James A. McCray
