Blog Entry — July 11, 2009
Bwana Asifiwe
“… I’m renaming it Kilimanjaro Hill. Even though I spit up blood for four days and still can’t feel a few toes on my left foot…”
Blog Entry — May 1, 2009
Sports, Phillustrated
“… I don’t want to take the time to Google it, be completely
wrong, have to go to CNNSI.com to find archived files, get sidetracked
by the swimsuit issue page, and not finish this thing until three in
the morning…”
Blog Entry — April 21, 2009
iPhil
“… Maybe they made it like that because only pre-teen girls should own iPhones. I don’t know …”
Blog Entry — February 11, 2009
Grading the Groundhog
“… Ever since Blink 182 announced its reunion, I’ve been dressing like it’s 1997 again …”
Blog Entry — February 4, 2009
Licking Junk Mail, and Other Ambiguous Titles I Use to Get Viewership
“… How’d you like that segue? Segue should be spelled “segway,” or pronounced “SEE-goo” …”
Blog Entry — January 28, 2009
Tanzanian Devil
“… I walked up Old Rag when I was in sixth grade. A 20,000-foot mountain in Tanzania is obviously my next challenge...”
Blog Entry — January 22, 2009
Jersey Curse, Part II
“… My roommate, the same Yankees fan, is a huge Cowboys fan. He also roots
for Iraq and cheers for the Soviets when ESPN Classic re-airs the
Miracle on Ice …”
Blog Entry — January 20, 2009
Yes, I Can
“… I’m weaving between Mr. New Mexico and Ms. Delaware — not like the Ms.
America contestant Ms. Delaware, but those were their license
plates. But Ms. Georgia on the way home was pretty money. After that, I
decided to keep my cell number on a white board in my car, just in
case …”
Blog Entry — January 15, 2009
Jersey Curse, Part I
“… My jersey was instantly worthless. Apparently, so was Abdur-Rahim’s career …”